Top Ten Reasons We Hate Xi’an And Are Never Coming Back
10. We’ve never seen the sun.
9. Our hotel room smells like farts (not our own).
8. No egg mcmuffins.
7. Warm beer, cold tea.
6. Taxi drivers have a death wish.
5. Opera singers don’t sing.
4. The only people who aren’t rude work at Starbucks.
3. Yogurt popsicles are not easily accessible.
2. We’re staying between a Walmart and a mall.
1. Too many people, too many cars, too many bellies, too many lugies
We’re headed to the train station for an overnight train to Shanghai, the biggest international city on our trip! Woohoo!
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